Don’t Panic About Michael Douglas’s Oral Sex Cancer

The Grey Goose Cocktail Reception Of The Film Society Of Lincoln Center's 40th Chaplin Award Gala

 

Before Michael Douglas’s revelation that his throat cancer may have been caused by cunnilingus-contracted HPV makes you do anything drastic, sex-life-wise, remember: Both FDA-approved HPV vaccines (Gardasil and Cervarix) protect against HPV-16, the strain of the virus that causes the most cancer, including oropharyngeal cancer. The vaccines are recommended for current and future oral-sex givers and receivers ages 11 to 26. As for blow-job-induced super gonorrhea, I have nothing for you.

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