For the famous and partying set, Independence Day (and the days hovering around it) had basically nothing to do with fireworks. On the Fourth, Shark Attack Sounds threw the craziest party in the Hamptons at the Montauk Yacht Club, where Mr. Brainwash, Theophilus London, Chelsea Leyland, and Natalie Joos wandered about in various stages of loucheness. Jenne Lombardo and Leyland even shared a smooch. Meanwhile, in Paris, the fashion elite convened to celebrate the Fendi boutique opening with the utmost class. Sadly, there are no pictures of Karl Lagerfeld and Grace Coddington kissing while inebriated on Champagne.